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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via sarah-tiggywinkle)



i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via herlastword)





asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

(via felinekin)



When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

(via ridiculouslyrachel)



*takes a drag from my cig* frogs will fix this economy

(via pukingpatriarchy)



Sexy cosplay idea: Dress up as nurse joy and have your boyfriend be Brock for a kinky pokemon night. Tell him to close his eyes and not to open them until you say so. Dont ever tell him to open them.

(via tasteless-banter)



walking in a crowded hallway like


(Source: baara, via pizza)



*sunlight hits your laptop screen*


every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via lazier)